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Black Nerd Problems: Greatest Nicktoon in the game Doug or Hey Arnold?!

So randomnessasusual and I got into a Twitter Argument/ debate / nerd off over who would win in a free style battle. Arnold or Doug Funnie. which then turned into who held Nickelodeon Down. 

Son. I liked Hey Arnold. It was a good show. But Doug Funnie? Doug Funnie made it so Arnold was able to fucking eat man. Come on b. Doug is still the realest Nick toon to ever fucking do it. Break that shit down. 

First off I gotta consider Doug to be the DMX of the game since he so close with porkchop. so thats “Get at meee dooooog” off the strength. 

Doug had the musical talent off the bat. Nobody else was killing the banjo game like Doug Funnie b. Remember the think big beat? The bangin on a trash can mixtape? What are we really talkin tho Doug had the music game on lock. He said he was writing in a journal but that shit was a fucking book of rhymes lets be 100. 

Doug had hella girl issues cause all he wanted was that Patti Mayonnaise 
aka What These Crushes Want From A Nicktoon. You can’t tell me patti wasn’t black either. So he was on that black girl magic as far as i’m concerned…

Dude was smitten as heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll


Arnold had 0 prospects. Taj was like Doug was friend zoned. Thats a give and take but shit thats the struggle at 12 man. Doug was giving us that real rap raw I’m trying to wife you up but you playin games life man. Arnold was gettin chumped by the Helga who actually liked him. He had to keep it together or wind up as a lifetime movie if he went off on her. 

I’ll give Arnold street credit for bein in what looked to be ny city. Doug was suburbs. However thats all Arnold can claim man. That and his tiny ass fifty cap. Now Doug’s imagination game was too fucking crazy. He imagined himself a a fucking spy, a super hero, a adventurer, so thats smash adams, quail man, duragno doug, thats more akas then most rappers we know and i aint even name them all. Thats mad content and mad diversity. Doug was king of the day dreams man.  Hey Arnold was living life maaaaaad J.Cole to be honest…. sorry bout it. (not really)



Sun The Trap Rap Game Is Doug Funnie. He is the best Nicktoon to do it. He put Nickeoldeon on his back for years till Disney stole him in the draft round.

Yo. I gotta give it to doug b. Pay Homage and Let the Nickelodeon Gawd Rock.
 
21 years later and still stunting on these folk

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American Indian Rapper SupaMan was just named as an MTV Artist of the Week

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The Apsáalooke American Indian hails from the Crow Nation Reservation near Billings, Mont., and on March 21, the MTV Iggy blog named him Artist of the Week from among hundreds of competitors.

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policymic:

American Indian Rapper SupaMan was just named as an MTV Artist of the Week

The news: Christian Parrish Takes the Gun. Remember his name.

The Apsáalooke American Indian hails from the Crow Nation Reservation near Billings, Mont., and on March 21, the MTV Iggy blog named him Artist of the Week from among hundreds of competitors.

What makes him special? Well, he raps under the name “SupaMan,” he sings, he makes crazy drum loops, he’s a champion powwow fancy dancer and sometimes, if you’re lucky, he does all four at the same time.

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Can’t a Young Avenger please readers anymore?
Tell Marvel our fans is bangin’ on the door
Can I be a bad bitch and still have flaws
Posed on the issue cover gettin mad applause?

Dinner with Captain America, 
racin’ wit’ Quicksilver
I told you ma’fuckers 
it was more than the quiver
In space one day to hangin wit the Runaways
We done heard all that loud-ass barkin’, 
we used to it


I’m from where mentors fucked up, 
Two-arrows up
Might even kill a villain and YouTube it
So whoever think they aim affect me is too stupid
And if you could do it better than me, then you shoot it
We flyer than the Quinn jet, 
floatin’ wit’ no pilot
8 members reppin the set, 
we been on this marvel shit!

Don’t talk about teen titans, 
‘cause I embarrass you
Shut the fuck up if you talkin Young Justice
‘fore I embarrass you - Kate Bishop as Kanye West

(art by Marvel Comics / Bars: Omar Holmon)

barsinpanels:

[Batman]
Sounds so Vigilante, don’t you agree?
OWW! Uhh

I patented bats
knocking out fillings, puttin villains in the slab
Proof…
I guess the cape crusader back, truth
New batmobile, Tumbler
Or the big bat-plane, I got two over hur’
Arm out the window through Gotham city, Doing donuts slow
broke back, came back, yall already know; go

[Iron Man]
"Damn Wayne and Stark’, where the hell you been?"
Villainz talkin real reckless, 2nd felons
I son’d these heroes, Hit that trilogy on’em
Now I’m ‘bout to make’em cash Avengers 2 in
They say I’m cocky, cause i got these villains on mute
They ain’t see me cause I pulled up in my other suit
Last issue I was in my other other suit
Throw the bat signal up cause we in this piece to uproot

[Batman]
Yeah, billionaire fresh, smellin like wealth
I’m ‘bout to call the justice league on myself
Uh, live from Gotham
Run up on Stark the wrong way I might Jason Todd’em
Flee in the Quinjet 10,000 feet above surface
Rich vigilantes asylum already purchased
Uh, More methods than Christian Bale
I run Arkham Asylum, I’m never goin to jail

[Iron Man]
I made Robert Downey Jr I’m never goin to fail
Extremis level flow, it’s never goin stale
Luxury rap, the Bill Gates of verses
Sophisticated privilege, I write my checks with curses
I make it custom, you a customer
You ain’t ‘custommed to goin through Marvel’s customs, you ain’t seen nothing, huh?
And all the demons in the bottle got ‘em showin ass
I’m done, I’ll hit you with a repulsar-blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!

Art by: Marco D’Alfonso (M7781)

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