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OH MY GOD YES!!! I feel like you gotta do a background check to make sure they’re truly nerd. Even in the bedroom man. Batman related underwear isn’t going to stop the interrogation. ….The hotter the person the easier the question but thats beside the point.

Me: whose batman’s sidekick
Her: Blue Jay?
Me:… Close enough.. (25 minutes later).. I’M SORRY I CAN’T DO THIS
BLUE JAY?! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ITS ROBIN? I think i should go.  

In college i asked a dude in a GL shirt which was his favorite Green Lantern to which he replied “oh uhh i dont know the names but there was one that was like kinda real redneckish. I like him” 

I wanted to rip the symbol off his shirt like i was robbing him of a platinum necklace….or his soul. (and i’;m going to assume he meant Guy Gardner which doesn’t even make sense since he’s from fucking Michigan. Fucking idiot.

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